Last updated: 1/9/02

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ALAN TITCHMARSH MISSING, PRESUMED DEAD - A NATION CELEBRATES SOUP GOTH'S MAGICAL QUIZ TIME STRIKES AGAIN CUNTS. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE HOT NEW RAVE-UP HITS THE CAPITAL KEVIN KEEGAN SHOT DEAD BY MOOSE TONY BLAIR KEEPS OGRE AS PET THE SHIT HITS THE FAN ON EASTENDERS JESUS BOLLOCKSING CHRIST, IT'S BLASPHEMY CORNER

Yes yes and indeed yes. This is the hash twat's home page. On this page you will see a great many things of amusement as well as random rants about stuff that does my head in. But remember folks, it's mostly done in jest (I fucking love disclaimers. It's just a licence to slander people). Apart from the "News just in". That's all completely true, and I have Max Clifford to back me up on that. Okay, i don't suppose you want to see what I look like, but fuck ya. This is my homepage and I'm entitled to a little indulgence.

This is me. I got mull fingers, mun.

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